1 00:00:04,173 --> 00:00:05,913 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,695 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,782 --> 00:00:10,434 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,521 --> 00:00:13,608 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,695 --> 00:00:16,652 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,739 --> 00:00:19,217 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,304 --> 00:00:21,130 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,217 --> 00:00:24,565 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,652 --> 00:00:27,739 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,826 --> 00:00:30,565 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,652 --> 00:00:34,260 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,347 --> 00:00:35,826 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,913 --> 00:00:39,217 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,304 --> 00:00:42,304 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,391 --> 00:00:44,130 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,217 --> 00:00:46,956 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,043 --> 00:00:48,304 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,391 --> 00:00:50,304 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,391 --> 00:00:52,173 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:55,695 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,782 --> 00:01:00,391 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:10,391 --> 00:01:12,043 Lady Jaye: ACCORDING TO THE MAP, 23 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:14,347 WE SHOULD BE ENTERING A MOUNTAIN PASTURE PRETTY SOON. 24 00:01:14,434 --> 00:01:15,695 THERE IT IS. 25 00:01:15,782 --> 00:01:18,173 OH, MAN! WILL YOU LOOK AT IT?! 26 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,347 AT WHAT? ALL I SEE IS SNOW. 27 00:01:20,434 --> 00:01:22,217 AW, DON'T YOU HAVE EYES? 28 00:01:22,304 --> 00:01:26,000 LOOK AT THOSE TALL PINES, THOSE -- THOSE RUGGED PEAKS! 29 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,000 MAKES ME HOMESICK. 30 00:01:28,086 --> 00:01:29,478 WHERE YOU FROM, BAZOOKA? 31 00:01:29,565 --> 00:01:30,826 SOUTH FLORIDA. 32 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:33,652 NO, ALPINE -- MINNESOTA. 33 00:01:33,739 --> 00:01:35,173 WELL, I HATE THE COLD. 34 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,869 GIVE ME A HOT, STEAMY JUNGLE ANYTIME. 35 00:01:37,956 --> 00:01:39,695 [ LAUGHS ] COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT. 36 00:01:39,782 --> 00:01:42,000 NOTHING'S GONNA SPOIL MY DAY NOW. 37 00:01:45,434 --> 00:01:47,347 TARGET SIGHTED. 38 00:01:47,434 --> 00:01:50,478 PREPARE TO FIRE ON MY COMMAND. 39 00:01:53,608 --> 00:01:55,173 WAIT... 40 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:56,521 WAIT... 41 00:01:56,608 --> 00:01:57,869 WAIT... 42 00:01:57,956 --> 00:02:00,695 WAIT... 43 00:02:00,782 --> 00:02:03,000 NOW! FIRE! 44 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:15,043 HANG ON! I'M GONNA RAM IT! 45 00:02:18,913 --> 00:02:22,086 YO, RECONDO, HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW, WISE GUYS? 46 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:28,260 BAZOOKA, TAKE OUT THAT ROADBLOCK! 47 00:02:28,347 --> 00:02:30,391 YOU WAITING TILL YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT MOOD? 48 00:02:30,478 --> 00:02:31,869 I'M IN THE MOOD. 49 00:02:31,956 --> 00:02:33,956 THEN NAIL THOSE CREEPS! 50 00:02:34,043 --> 00:02:36,000 OH, OKAY. 51 00:02:48,521 --> 00:02:50,260 GROUND UNIT TO AIR ONE. 52 00:02:50,347 --> 00:02:53,086 Travelers have declined our hospitality. 53 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,695 HOW RUDE. 54 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:58,043 WE MUST SEND THEM ANOTHER INVITATION. 55 00:03:00,521 --> 00:03:02,086 Flint: WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET. 56 00:03:02,173 --> 00:03:03,608 YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT. 57 00:03:03,695 --> 00:03:05,434 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 58 00:03:05,521 --> 00:03:07,826 COBRA WANTS THIS NEW PLANE'S FUSION ENGINE 59 00:03:07,913 --> 00:03:09,565 AS BADLY AS WE WANT TO KEEP IT. 60 00:03:11,652 --> 00:03:12,956 THERE THEY ARE. 61 00:03:13,043 --> 00:03:16,565 DISABLE THE TRUCK, BUT DO NOT DESTROY ITS CARGO. 62 00:03:16,652 --> 00:03:18,565 COBRA! 63 00:03:18,652 --> 00:03:20,000 SNAKES AT 10:00! 64 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,434 Boy: HEY, MOM, IS THAT THUNDER? 65 00:03:24,521 --> 00:03:26,260 IS IT GONNA STORM? 66 00:03:26,347 --> 00:03:29,782 THAT'S NOT WHAT THE WEATHERMAN SAID. 67 00:03:29,869 --> 00:03:31,739 ANYWAY, FIRST KID TO WASH UP GETS A COOKIE. 68 00:03:31,826 --> 00:03:32,913 OH, BOY! 69 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,478 COOKIES, YAY! 70 00:03:34,565 --> 00:03:35,695 BEAT YA. 71 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,782 [ GIGGLES ] 72 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:41,869 WELL, FELLA, THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF. 73 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,521 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 74 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:50,043 F.A.N.G.s, ATTACK FROM THREE SIDES. 75 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:53,000 SPLIT THEIR FIRE! 76 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:11,913 MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER SHOOTS BETTER THAN THESE COBRAS, 77 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,347 AND SHE DIED IN 1957! 78 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:16,173 THEY'RE MISSING ON PURPOSE! 79 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:19,739 FLINT, GET US IN CLOSE ENOUGH FOR A GOOD SHOT! 80 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,913 CAN AND WILL DO. 81 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,391 NOW! 82 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:41,391 WOW! 83 00:04:41,478 --> 00:04:43,391 MOM, COME QUICK! 84 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:45,608 IF COBRA CANNOT HAVE THE NEW FIGHTER 85 00:04:45,695 --> 00:04:47,565 AND ITS FUSION ENGINE, 86 00:04:47,652 --> 00:04:49,130 NO ONE WILL! 87 00:04:49,217 --> 00:04:51,043 DESTROY THEM! 88 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:53,347 COBRA! 89 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:56,391 DON'T FIRE TILL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR FANGS! 90 00:04:56,478 --> 00:04:59,260 GEE, MOM, LOOK AT THAT! NEAT, HUH? 91 00:04:59,347 --> 00:05:00,913 [ LASER FIRE ] 92 00:05:11,173 --> 00:05:12,652 OH, MY. 93 00:05:19,913 --> 00:05:23,000 NO. NO. NO! 94 00:05:24,434 --> 00:05:27,826 GOOD LORD. FLINT, THAT CABIN! 95 00:05:34,347 --> 00:05:37,347 THEY'VE OUTLASTED MY AMMO. 96 00:05:37,434 --> 00:05:40,695 ENJOY THIS SMALL VICTORY, G.I. JOE, 97 00:05:40,782 --> 00:05:44,652 BECAUSE COBRA SHALL WIN THE WAR! 98 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,826 WHERE'S SALLY? WHERE'S MY SISTER? 99 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:53,652 -TAKE CARE OF HIM. -RIGHT. 100 00:06:02,086 --> 00:06:03,521 [ CRYING ] 101 00:06:03,608 --> 00:06:05,304 I'M SORRY. 102 00:06:05,391 --> 00:06:07,000 I'M SORRY! 103 00:06:07,086 --> 00:06:08,782 ABOUT WHAT, SWEETHEART? 104 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,782 I WAS EATING ALL THE COOKIES. 105 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:18,217 Man: MR. FAIRMONT? CHARLES FAIRMONT? 106 00:06:18,304 --> 00:06:20,130 YES? 107 00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:22,043 COME WITH US, PLEASE. THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT. 108 00:06:26,173 --> 00:06:27,260 WHERE'S MY FAMILY? 109 00:06:27,347 --> 00:06:29,260 THEY'RE OKAY. 110 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:32,434 -ARE YOU A DOCTOR, SOLDIER BOY? -UH, NO, BUT -- 111 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:34,739 THEN BUTT OUT. I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE IN CHARGE. 112 00:06:34,826 --> 00:06:37,260 MR. FAIRMONT, I'M THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE. 113 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:38,608 TALK TO ME -- HOW ARE THEY? 114 00:06:38,695 --> 00:06:40,913 YOUR WIFE SUSTAINED A MILD CONCUSSION, 115 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,434 YOUR SON MOSTLY SCRATCHES AND BRUISES. 116 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:45,565 YOUR DAUGHTER SUFFERED SOME SMOKE INHALATION, 117 00:06:45,652 --> 00:06:47,173 BUT SHE'S DOING WELL. 118 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:49,260 IF SHE HADN'T BEEN RESCUED SO QUICKLY -- 119 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:51,565 HOLD IT. WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT WAS THIS? 120 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:55,130 Lady Jaye: OUR CONVOY WAS ATTACKED BY A TERRORIST GROUP CALLED COBRA. 121 00:06:55,217 --> 00:06:57,086 ONE OF THEIR AIRCRAFT CRASHED NEAR YOUR HOUSE 122 00:06:57,173 --> 00:06:58,956 AND SET IT ON FIRE. 123 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,347 WE SAVED YOUR FAMILY, 124 00:07:00,434 --> 00:07:02,478 BUT YOUR HOME BURNED TO THE GROUND. 125 00:07:02,565 --> 00:07:03,478 WE'RE VERY SORRY. 126 00:07:03,565 --> 00:07:05,304 YOU BRING A WAR TO MY DOOR, 127 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,000 INVOLVE MY FAMILY, 128 00:07:07,086 --> 00:07:09,565 CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF MY HOME AND EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR, 129 00:07:09,652 --> 00:07:12,043 AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS YOU'RE SORRY? 130 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:13,956 COBRA ENDANGERED YOUR FAMILY. 131 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:16,608 G.I. JOE EXISTS TO PROTECT CIVILIANS. 132 00:07:16,695 --> 00:07:18,347 SKIP THE LECTURE, SOLDIER BOY. 133 00:07:18,434 --> 00:07:20,521 WHO DO I SEE ABOUT EVENING THINGS UP? 134 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,347 THAT'S OUR JOB. LET US HANDLE COBRA. 135 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:27,173 YOU GLORY HOUNDS, I WOULDN'T LET YOU SHINE MY SHOES. 136 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:29,173 TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY FAMILY, DOC. 137 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:31,130 I'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE. 138 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:55,782 YES, SIR, MAY I HELP YOU? 139 00:07:55,869 --> 00:07:57,304 DIRECT ME TO THE COMPUTER CENTER. 140 00:07:57,391 --> 00:07:58,608 I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS. 141 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,260 IT'S ON THE FIRST FLOOR, SIR. 142 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,652 BUT I'LL NEED CLEARANCE FROM THE INSIDE. 143 00:08:02,739 --> 00:08:04,913 [ GROANS ] 144 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,478 SORRY, SOLDIER. NOTHING PERSONAL. 145 00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:09,956 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON TELEVISION ] 146 00:08:13,173 --> 00:08:14,869 LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE -- 147 00:08:14,956 --> 00:08:17,217 NONE OF THE FAIRMONTS WERE SERIOUSLY HURT. 148 00:08:17,304 --> 00:08:20,347 LOOK, THAT DOESN'T MAKE US ANY LESS RESPONSIBLE. 149 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,478 Man: YES, YOU AND YOUR DATE HAVE WON 150 00:08:22,565 --> 00:08:26,347 AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID DREAM VACATION TO THE EVERGLADES. 151 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:48,956 UGH! 152 00:08:49,869 --> 00:08:51,782 CARE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE? 153 00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:54,478 LOOKING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT COBRA. 154 00:08:54,565 --> 00:08:57,565 WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO, JUST WALTZ IN ON THEM AND... 155 00:08:57,652 --> 00:08:59,956 AND EVEN THE SCORE, 156 00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:03,434 WHILE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS LOUNGE AROUND YOUR CLUBHOUSE. 157 00:09:03,521 --> 00:09:06,434 MR. FAIRMONT, I SHARE YOUR PAIN. 158 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:09,260 MY JAVELIN BROUGHT THAT PLANE DOWN ON YOUR HOME. 159 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:12,173 BUT THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR ANYONE 160 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,347 CAN DO AGAINST COBRA ALONE. 161 00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:16,086 THEN HELP ME. 162 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:18,608 LADY, YOU OWE ME. 163 00:09:20,173 --> 00:09:22,173 Polly: [ SQUAWKS ] COME ON, SWABBY! 164 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:24,782 FIND A SHOW! FIND A SHOW! 165 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:28,913 AH, GO FRY YOUR FEATHERS, YOU LOUDMOUTH BIRD. 166 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,260 [ SQUAWKING ] 167 00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:33,391 I'M ACCESSING TOP-SECRET DATA, SO STAY PUT. 168 00:09:33,478 --> 00:09:37,043 OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING -- A COBRA MUNITIONS DEPOT 169 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:39,391 ON AN ISLAND NORTHWEST OF SAN FRANCISCO. 170 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,000 IT'S NOT MUCH. 171 00:09:41,086 --> 00:09:43,956 IT'LL DO, AS LONG AS WE INFLICT SOME DAMAGE ON THOSE CREEPS. 172 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:47,826 Shh. If I'm lucky, I'll only get court-martialed for this. 173 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:56,478 [ SQUAWKS ] I KNOW A SECRET. I KNOW A SECRET. 174 00:09:58,652 --> 00:10:00,913 WE'RE NEARING OUR DESTINATION. 175 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,086 REMEMBER OUR AGREEMENT -- YOU DO... 176 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:04,826 ...EXACTLY AS YOU SAY. 177 00:10:04,913 --> 00:10:08,869 NO PROBLEM, JUST AS LONG AS I GET TO PUSH THE PLUNGER. 178 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:13,434 WERE YOU EXPECTING COMPANY? 179 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,956 MR. FAIRMONT, SAY HELLO TO COBRA. 180 00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:23,608 NOW SAY GOODBYE. 181 00:10:32,826 --> 00:10:35,260 SHOULDN'T WE EJECT? 182 00:10:35,347 --> 00:10:36,608 NOT YET. 183 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:40,260 I THINK I CAN LAND, IF THE TAIL HOLDS TOGETHER. 184 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:42,434 WELL, HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN GONE? 185 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:43,913 BREAKER, ANYTHING? 186 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,086 NOT A PEEP. 187 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:47,347 IF LADY JAYE TOOK THE MISSING SkyStriker, 188 00:10:47,434 --> 00:10:48,913 SHE'S NOT YAKKING ABOUT IT. 189 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,608 AND NO ONE SAW WHERE SHE -- 190 00:10:50,695 --> 00:10:54,086 [ SQUAWKS ] I KNOW A SECRET! I KNOW A SECRET! 191 00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:57,086 ALL RIGHT, SPILL IT. 192 00:10:57,173 --> 00:11:00,086 [ SQUAWKS ] NO WAY, JOSE. NO WAY. 193 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,782 UH, ROADBLOCK, 194 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:05,913 YOU STILL GOT THAT RECIPE FOR PARROT UNDER GLASS? 195 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,086 YEAH. AND IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 196 00:11:09,173 --> 00:11:11,173 [ SQUAWKING ] 197 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:14,826 I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! 198 00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:20,652 IF YOU CAN BREATHE EASILY, STRAP IN TIGHTER. 199 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,043 I'M GONNA TRY TO -- 200 00:11:25,826 --> 00:11:27,260 WE'VE LOST BOTH ENGINES! 201 00:11:27,347 --> 00:11:29,434 I'M GOING TO TRY TO GLIDE HER IN! 202 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:33,000 [ PANTING ] 203 00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:43,086 YOU [COUGHS] SAVED MY LIFE. 204 00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:48,304 ALL IN THE LINE OF DUTY FOR US "GLORY HOUNDS." 205 00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:50,391 FEEL LIKE SOME EXERCISE? 206 00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:53,217 [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] 207 00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:55,869 DO I HAVE A CHOICE? 208 00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:57,173 NO. 209 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,260 Cobra Commander: TESTING THE POWER DESTROYER 210 00:12:00,347 --> 00:12:02,782 ON A CAPTURED G.I. JOE SkyStriker 211 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,434 WAS A BRILLIANT STROKE, DR. FILMOSS. 212 00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:08,086 I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT, COBRA COMMANDER. 213 00:12:08,173 --> 00:12:10,130 I ORDERED THREE RATTLERS FOR TARGET PRAC-- 214 00:12:10,217 --> 00:12:14,260 THEN G.I. JOE HAS DISCOVERED OUR EXPERIMENTS HERE. 215 00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:18,521 MAJOR BLUDD, SEARCH THE BEACH FOR SURVIVORS! 216 00:12:18,608 --> 00:12:21,000 [ PANTING ] 217 00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:22,739 UGH! 218 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,130 WHEW! 219 00:12:24,217 --> 00:12:26,695 THIS IS WORSE THAN BASIC TRAINING. 220 00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:28,434 HEY, YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE. 221 00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:30,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU LOT, 222 00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:33,434 FAN OUT AND LOOK FOR ANY SIGNS OF SURVIVORS! 223 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:35,913 MR. FAIRMONT, IT'S TIME I LEVELED WITH YOU. 224 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,739 THIS ISN'T WHAT I EXPECTED. 225 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,478 I ASKED THE COMPUTER FOR AN ABANDONED COBRA BASE, 226 00:12:40,565 --> 00:12:42,086 A SAFE TARGET. 227 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,217 BUT COBRA'S OBVIOUSLY TESTING A DANGEROUS NEW WEAPON HERE. 228 00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:45,260 SO? 229 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,130 WE'VE GOT TO HIDE YOU 230 00:12:47,217 --> 00:12:48,913 WHILE I TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HEADQUARTERS. 231 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,173 LOOK, I'VE GOT BUSINESS HERE. 232 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:54,086 I KNEW THE RISKS GOING IN. NOTHING'S CHANGED. 233 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,086 EXCEPT THE ODDS. NOW MOVE. 234 00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:58,565 FOOTPRINTS, SIR. 235 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,391 SPLENDID. LET'S SEE WHERE THEY LEAD. 236 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:04,565 STAY PUT. YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE. 237 00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:06,434 UGH! 238 00:13:06,521 --> 00:13:09,695 NOW, NOW. NO NEED TO DASH OFF. 239 00:13:09,782 --> 00:13:13,913 WE'VE GOT LOVELY ACCOMMODATIONS FOR YOU. 240 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,086 STOP HER! 241 00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:22,043 SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS NECK OF THE WOODS? 242 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,608 THE QUIET SORT, ARE YOU? 243 00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:28,913 WELL, COBRA COMMANDER WILL LOOSEN YOUR TONGUE. 244 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,391 EXCELLENT, MAJOR BLUDD. 245 00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:44,913 SO, MY DEAR, WHEN MAY I EXPECT YOUR COMRADES TO ARRIVE? 246 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,695 I'M ALONE. 247 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,086 YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT! 248 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,695 BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT. 249 00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:53,217 IS THAT WHAT SHOT MY SkyStriker DOWN? 250 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,739 YES. 251 00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:58,739 IT NEUTRALIZES ANY POWER SOURCE HIT BY ITS EBONY RAY. 252 00:13:58,826 --> 00:14:01,043 MAJOR, TAKE HER AWAY. 253 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:05,434 YOU MAY USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO MAKE HER TALK. 254 00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:08,043 RIGHT NICE OF YOU, COMMANDER. 255 00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:16,739 TELL THEM TO DROP THEIR WEAPONS -- NOW! 256 00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:19,913 DO AS SHE SAYS! 257 00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:26,173 A MOST TIMELY ENTRANCE, DR. FILMOSS. 258 00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:30,956 TAKE HER TO THE INTERROGATION CHAMBER. 259 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,478 SHE WILL SEE THE FOLLY OF HER STUBBORNNESS, 260 00:14:33,565 --> 00:14:36,478 OR SHE WILL BE DESTROYED. 261 00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:07,173 OOH. 262 00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:13,913 I TOLD YOU, I'M THE ONLY JOE ON THE ISLAND. 263 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,043 WHEN DOES G.I. JOE PLAN TO ATTACK? 264 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:20,043 THEY HAVE NO PLANS TO ATTACK. 265 00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:23,695 LIAR! 266 00:15:23,782 --> 00:15:26,130 WHY WOULD I LIE? 267 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,043 I WANT HER BROKEN. 268 00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:30,478 INCREASE THE POWER OF THE TIARA. 269 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:35,086 I MUST READY THE POWER DESTROYER FOR ITS FINAL TEST. 270 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:41,043 TALK TO OL' MAJOR BLUDD, SWEETS. 271 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:44,739 SPARE YOURSELF A NASTY HEADACHE. 272 00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:47,043 Charles: SPEAKING OF HEADACHES. 273 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:53,043 RELAX. IT'S ME -- CHARLIE. 274 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,173 CHARLIE. 275 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,565 WHO'S THE GUY IN THE ALUMINUM SKI MASK? 276 00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:58,434 OUR HOST, COBRA COMMANDER. 277 00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,956 I WANT HIM. 278 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,304 SO DO I, BUT WE DO IT MY WAY. 279 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:16,565 FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH AS MANY GRENADES AS POSSIBLE. 280 00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:18,217 I'LL ARRANGE A LITTLE DIVERSION. 281 00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,869 READY FOR THE FINAL TEST, DOCTOR? 282 00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:25,086 THERE IS NO TIME FOR A TEST. 283 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:29,043 OUR RADAR INDICATES NUMEROUS AIRCRAFT ON A DIRECT APPROACH. 284 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:32,086 THE JOES! SO BE IT. 285 00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:36,130 WE WILL TRY THE DEVICE IN ACTUAL COMBAT. 286 00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:41,434 INTO THE CONTROL ROOM -- HURRY! 287 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,956 [ BEEP ] 288 00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:53,608 THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE ABOUT TO BE RESCUED. 289 00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:55,652 THE BAD NEWS IS... 290 00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:58,608 G.I. JOE'S THE TARGET FOR THAT COBRA CANNON. 291 00:16:58,695 --> 00:16:59,782 LET'S TURN IT OFF. 292 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,695 THE TARGETING COMPUTER IS LOCKED IN, 293 00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:03,652 AND THE CLOCK IS RUNNING. 294 00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,086 COMPUTERS ARE MY BUSINESS. 295 00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:07,478 THAT'S HOW I GOT PAST YOUR PUSH-BUTTON LOCK. 296 00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:11,695 FOOLS, BLOW THAT DOOR DOWN! 297 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,956 I WONDER WHY THEY STOPPED. 298 00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,130 HIT THE DECK! 299 00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:21,130 WE CAN'T STOP THE COUNTDOWN. 300 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,608 TARGET DEAD AHEAD. 301 00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:26,956 PREPARE TO ATTACK. 302 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,130 LOOK, UP TOP. 303 00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:30,956 A MANUAL STEERING TURRET. 304 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,478 HOW DO WE GET UP THERE? 305 00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:33,826 THATAWAY! 306 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,217 CHECK THAT OUT. 307 00:17:37,304 --> 00:17:40,521 COBRA MUST BE HAVING ONE BAD BARBECUE. 308 00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:42,826 QUESTION IS, WHO'S GETTING COOKED? 309 00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:48,521 IT BEGINS! 310 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:52,478 YOUR WEAPON WILL RID ME OF G.I. JOE FOREVER! 311 00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:54,521 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 312 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,652 I BLEW IT! IT'S GOING TO FIRE! 313 00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,739 THROW THE LAST GRENADE, QUICK! 314 00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:02,000 SORRY, THIS ONE'S RESERVED FOR COBRA COMMANDER. 315 00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:04,956 CHARLIE, THE JOES ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME, 316 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,826 AND THEY'RE FLYING INTO A DEATHTRAP. 317 00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:08,652 YOU'RE RIGHT. 318 00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:21,347 SO, THEY COULD NOT STOP THE COUNTDOWN?! 319 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,478 FOOL! YAH! 320 00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,043 HEY, SNAKE FACE! 321 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,478 WAIT UP! 322 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:44,478 All: YO-O-O, JOE! 323 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,130 YO, JOE! 324 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:06,173 YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE MOVES, LADY. 325 00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:09,086 MY CREATION! YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT! 326 00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,434 I'LL -- I'LL MAKE YOU -- 327 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,217 TAKE A NAP, DOC. 328 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:14,739 UGH! 329 00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,130 AH! 330 00:19:16,217 --> 00:19:18,913 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 331 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,434 UNH-UNH. NOT TILL I EVEN THE SCORE WITH COBRA COMMANDER. 332 00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,086 NO SIGN OF LADY JAYE? 333 00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,608 WE CAN'T GET INSIDE. 334 00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:32,826 NOW WE CAN. 335 00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:36,478 All: YO-O-O, JOE! 336 00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:39,739 THAT WAY. 337 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,173 GREAT. 338 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,739 DID HE TAKE DOOR NUMBER ONE, DOOR NUMBER TWO, OR -- 339 00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,260 Flint: LADY JAYE! 340 00:19:46,347 --> 00:19:48,478 WELL, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 341 00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:52,434 WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE TILL A LITTLE BIRD TOLD US. 342 00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,739 Charles: ANOTHER STEP, AND YOU'RE FRIED SNAKE MEAT. 343 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,913 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 344 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,434 WHO ARE YOU? 345 00:20:00,521 --> 00:20:03,391 JUST AN ORDINARY GUY WHOSE WIFE AND KIDS 346 00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,695 NEARLY BIT THE BULLET 'CAUSE OF YOU. 347 00:20:05,782 --> 00:20:10,608 YES, YOU ARE ORDINARY -- AN ORDINARY COWARD, 348 00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:13,913 SO BOLD AND RIGHTEOUS AGAINST AN UNARMED MAN! 349 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,260 OKAY! 350 00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:23,695 [ LAUGHS ] 351 00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,652 NOW, YOU ORDINARY FOOL -- 352 00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:28,913 Flint: DROP THE BLASTER, TINHEAD! 353 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,260 NO! 354 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,173 YOU DROP YOUR WEAPONS, 355 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,565 OR I TURN YOUR FRIEND INTO TOAST! 356 00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:37,217 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! SHOOT! 357 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:41,434 STOP! YOU KNOW I NEVER BLUFF, FLINT. 358 00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:44,782 FORGET ME, SOLDIER BOY! DROP THIS CREEP! 359 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,043 HAVE A NICE DAY, FLINT. 360 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,739 ARE YOU CRAZY? 361 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,782 WHY DID YOU LET THAT MANIAC GO? 362 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,695 BECAUSE OUR JOB IS SAVING LIVES, 363 00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:08,478 NOT HELPING GOOD MEN THROW THEIRS AWAY. 364 00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,043 BUT, HONEY, WHY'D YOU RISK YOUR LIFE THAT WAY? 365 00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:15,608 NONE OF US WAS BADLY HURT. 366 00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:19,217 YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN. I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 367 00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:21,913 ANYWAY, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 368 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,391 I HOPE ALL THIS HAS TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING, CHARLIE. 369 00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:27,043 FROM NOW ON, LET US HANDLE COBRA? 370 00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:30,043 SURE...FOR NOW. 371 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,043 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?